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My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

Feel my rot!

From the Webmaster : " i'm known as yunko or alias (or usernames on different platforms)

18, they/them, sometimes hungry.

the website of yunkosjest was originally created to store my thoughts when i had no one else to talk to. social media was too restricting and i didn't want to be attached to likes and reposts, so here i am. i also want this to be my mark on the internet before my demise. basically, this website is cope. kiss larp fall in love.

my identity is constantly changing therefore i have a hard time understanding and describing myself, but i do know that i'm asian american and i pick my nose on fridays. i have the energy of a wet dog, and most of my knowledge is based on internet culture and other obscure topics. am i mysterious enough?

main personality traits : peculiar, charming? ( said by others ), friendly, specific.

my goal in life is to become a paramedic or therapist.

what is a fear of mine? stairs.

what are my yays?
potatoes
psychology
documentaries
subcultures ( lolita )
taboo fiction
visual novels
open world sims
self-reflections
interesting facts
collections

what are my nays?
the sound of snoring
sweat
summer
immatureness
dull sunlight
no bang hairstyles
polyester
cycles
uncertainty
food with odd smells

more? (´・ω・`)

Characters I resonate with: in construction

genres i like in fiction:
dystopian, sci-fi, psychological, taboo, body horror, artsy symbolism bullshit, satirical usages of moe, undisclosed personality disorders
i also have a soft spot for 80s-00s films with narration from the mc
MALE mcs that are constantly getting their shit rocked yum

favorite authors:
yukio mishima, george orwell, haruki murakami (semi ironically), ray bradburry, agustina bazterrica

psychological figures:
the freud... piaget, frankl

my book christmas list:
nothing to envy

and i can feel it coming in the air tonite

General Trivia

For those who care...

  • my therapist waited for 4 years to say i was autistic.
  • i have a lovely girlfriend who stalked me.
  • my favorite language is german ( i don't speak or understand it. )
  • a special interest of mine is the country of NK... yes, that NK.
  • i have a best friend who sends me gifs of fat men every morning.
  • one of my teachers overheard me ask my friends "do all gay guys douche their ass?"

    • ...he thought i was serious.

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